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Twilight: The Revenge If you were to take a gander at my gallery, you would have noticed that I've already written a review of Twilight. If you were to read that review – all four pages of it – you would notice that I am not a fan of Twilight in the slightest. In fact, you would notice that it makes me very, very angry. So angry that I have to write another review just to cover all the stuff I missed in the first one.Twilight: The Revenge by ~eddieburgers
I would like to point out a few facts before I begin:
1. I have little experience with the publishing and editing business.
2. I know a lot about vampires. A lot. It's probably unhealthy how much I know.
3. I live in the Pacific Northw
Top Ten: Why Twilight sucks. 1.Stephanie Meyer can't write. And I'm not saying that because of what Stephen King said. I don't care what Stephen King said. Let's recap, shall we? She uses the same words such as "icy", "cold", "marble" and "his beautiful face" over and over. She describes Edward in extremely unnecessary detail. Honestly, if she took out all those descriptions of Edward, the whole Twilight "saga" would fit into one book. She includes totally useless information that NO ONE (except for maybe the crazy fan girls) cares about. I don't give a damn if Bella rode to Forks wiTop Ten: Why Twilight sucks. by ~HeldUpInTheAir
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